I Command You, Ball, In The Name Of Jesus!

Just a little something I threw together…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rk7uzYVrDg[/youtube]



8 Comments

  1. So much for the faith of a little child

    Guess god was too busy elsewhere to listen.

  2. So much for the faith of a little child

    Guess god was too busy elsewhere to listen.

  3. Isn't that from the ultra depressing "Jesus Camp" movie?

    "Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such religious themed films as 'Mommy's a Hypocrite' and 'Your natural urges are evil and will fling you to endless pain'"

    Flying Spaghetti Monster that is funny though, and depressing. Hmmm, actually more depressing than funny. I have to agree with Dawkins that religion is child abuse.

  4. Isn’t that from the ultra depressing “Jesus Camp” movie?

    “Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you might remember me from such religious themed films as ‘Mommy’s a Hypocrite’ and ‘Your natural urges are evil and will fling you to endless pain’”

    Flying Spaghetti Monster that is funny though, and depressing. Hmmm, actually more depressing than funny. I have to agree with Dawkins that religion is child abuse.

    1. Sure was! Just loved that part…and several others.

  5. Sure was! Just loved that part…and several others.

  6. Drunk college girls….

    Drunk girls pics. Drunk girls fucking. Drunk college girls fucking. Drunk party girls. College girls drunk….

  7. I find the comments on this are utterly detestable. Perhaps if people would actually study the history of Judaism they would appreciate it and traditional Christianity as well. It is a widely held belief that there were 10 commandments which the Almighty gave unto his Prophet Moses.
    Jewish believers understand that there were in fact 613 commandments.

    I have not the time nor space to list them exhaustvely however

    Commandment 533 states:

    When thou bowlest ; Thou shalt bowl with a traditional black ball and never upon the sabbath for it is holy: and if thou doest so thou art in danger of thy ball going into the gutter.
    And if thou should not heed this commandment and netherless pray divine providence and trust thou sin covered by grace: let taht one miss the pins entirely saith God.

    Dr. Pei Wan Yoo