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Middle East earthquakes: It’s the gays what did it

February 24, 2008 by Luci 

SIX earthquakes have struck Israel and neighbouring Lebanon and Jordan in recent months, with two coming last week alone – and what is to blame? Homosexuality.

That’s the view of imbecile Shlomo Benizri, MP, of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish Shas party, who, according to the Telegraph, believes that the tremors could be stopped by repealing various liberalising laws on homosexuality that have been passed by the Israeli parliament, or Knesset, in recent years.

Since decriminalising homosexuality in 1988, Israel has passed several laws favouring gay Israelis , including decisions to recognise same-sex marriages carried out abroad, and granting inheritance rights and other benefits held by married couples to gay partnerships.

Last Sunday, to the outrage of the religious Right, the country’s attorney general, Meni Mazuz, ruled that same-sex couples should be allowed to adopt children.

In what Mr Benizri clearly believes is no coincidence, the first of last week’s quakes hit the country just two days later.

Why do earthquakes happen? One of the reasons is the things to which the Knesset gives legitimacy, to sodomy. God says that if you shake your genitals where you are not supposed to he will shake the world in order to wake you up.

In 1999 this crazy god-botherer caused controversy by saying homosexuals were mentally ill. Quoted in the Israeli newspaper Maariv, he said he was “ready to fund the creation of special closed sections for them in psychiatric hospitals.”

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4 Responses to “Middle East earthquakes: It’s the gays what did it”

  1. TJM Admin on February 24th, 2008 6:35 pm

    And just think, I was brainwashed into believing that earthquakes had something to do with plate tectonics….

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  2. TJM Admin on February 24th, 2008 7:35 pm

    And just think, I was brainwashed into believing that earthquakes had something to do with plate tectonics….

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  3. Emmanuel St John on February 24th, 2008 10:12 pm

    If the owner of this website wants myths, he or she should explore the real myths which preceded Jesus. Jesus is a fact and the archeology of the Holy Land reinforces Christian beliefs. Religous beliefs prior to the Savior are based on myths. The Israelis left no stone unturned trying to find something to corroborate their talmudic narratives and came up with zilch!!! Actually, all their narratives are manufactured myths permissible under 'hasbara' i.e. acceptable lies!

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  4. Emmanuel St John on February 24th, 2008 11:12 pm

    If the owner of this website wants myths, he or she should explore the real myths which preceded Jesus. Jesus is a fact and the archeology of the Holy Land reinforces Christian beliefs. Religous beliefs prior to the Savior are based on myths. The Israelis left no stone unturned trying to find something to corroborate their talmudic narratives and came up with zilch!!! Actually, all their narratives are manufactured myths permissible under ‘hasbara’ i.e. acceptable lies!

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