The REAL Mohammed Teddy Bear In Stores Soon!
December 1, 2007 by TJM Admin
Muslims in Sudan are practically rioting in the streets and calling for the execution of the British teacher, Gillian Gibbons. We hear at TJM know exactly why this is. You see, when you think of Islam and its’ founder Mohammed, you naturally think of peace, love, acceptance and tolerance. It is a disgrace that one would allow a class to name a teddy bear after such an important figure. At least…a normal teddy bear!
INTRODUCING THE NEW MUSLIM EXTREMIST APPROVED MOHAMMED!
Mohammed comes with a real live GRENADE and terrorist FACE MASK!
Squeeze his fluffy tummy to hear loving statements like, “Kill the infidel!”
(Koran not included. TJM assumes no responsibility for the use of the included grenade.)
Its the perfect match for my Jesus Teddy of Nazareth Nailed To A Cross edition I got last year! These teddy’s make the perfect stocking stuffer.
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Does it come, like in a Forest Green? I like earth tones…
Oh, and how much more is it if you want add all the wives?
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Awesome! There’s a Mohammed Teddy Bear on sale already at Atheists Online!
Forget Tickle Me Elmo, Mohammed’s the giftmas toy every kid wants this year. I want a matching Teddy of Nazareth too. I hope they make that next!
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Cool teddy pic, and great sense of humour here… I would like you to check out my own Teddy Mohammed pic at my site:
http://straydoggs.blogspot.com/
Teddy Mohammed T-Urban, new cd in stores now….
Please copy the picture and use it wherever you want to. I will be adding this site to my links list… well done guys and keep up the good work.
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It’s time for the Islamic Reformation! The New and Improved Desert Religion is here!
http://www.akpress.org/2007/items/bookofmoe
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STOP Immediatly all this rubbish.
It is totally false reflection of teachings of Islam. Muslims respect all Prophets. No Muslim can see such humiliation. You, Non-Muslims, be aware, your such movements give rise to the violent religious emotions.
If you don’t stop all this rubbish, Muslims will not forgive you.
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Saeed,
So you’re saying that we need to stop because you can’t control your violent impulses?
I’m filing your last post under “Irony” and “Hypocrisy”. Thanks.
Duck and Cover,
Rival
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Saeed:
Volume 4, Book 52, Number 177; Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah’s Apostle said, “The Hour {of the Last Judgment} will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. “O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him.”
Which part of “kill” is mis-translated?
Volume 7, Book 62, Number 88; Narrated Ursa: The Prophet wrote the (marriage contract) with Aisha while she was six years old and consummated his marriage with her while she was nine years old and she remained with him for nine years (i.e. till his death).
By what moral standard can sexual intercourse with a nine year old be condoned?
It says right there in the Koran one should kill unbelievers. In fact, it says it over and over again.
It denigrates Christians and Jews repeatedly.
It is a violent book (that might be putting it mildly)
The 1% “extremists” are *right*. They are the ones who have actually *read* the text. The apologists haven’t.
You can make all the excuses you want to, but your Book is disgusting. I know. I’ve read it.
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> I’m filing your last post under “Irony” and “Hypocrisy”. Thanks.
Yeah!
“Behead those who say Islam is violent”
(a sign held by a Muslim in a protest. I’m not kidding)
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